Mocha Uson is a naked sex guru

Mocha Uson

While the fine line between an acting career and being a whore is already banging gone in Hollywood, elsewhere in Asia, the distinction holds quite firm. However, we sometimes come across sexy Asian easter eggs like Mocha Uson who can juggle a career and a public interest in sex beautifully.

Mocha Uson

The leading slut in a girl group in the Philippines known as the Mocha Girls (think Pussycat Dolls without the ‘irreconcilable differences’), Mocha Uson also doubles as a sex expert who’s not afraid of holding a vibrating dildo in her hands for fear of ostracism from the conservative culture she belongs to. She’s also not afraid to be photographed naked at her local beach and show what fine Pinay titties she has.

Mocha Uson

If you dig in a bit about what kind of Asian hottie Mocha Uson is, you’ll find she regularly dishes useful advice on the proper use of a dildo, enjoying steamy sex with a fellow bisexual, and generally showing how being naked and in love with fucking is the most natural thing in the world. If you’re looking for a hot Filipina singer who won’t say no to your dirty American habits in bed, Mocha Uson is the babe to look for. Just a look at her hot naked pictures ought to back my claims.

Lindsay Lohan in even more scandals!

Lindsay Lohan

As if she doesn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are pics of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn effed up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your imagination and it’s all good to go, yeah?

Lindsay Lohan

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you stare long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from hard partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture wounds from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a erotic girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

Lindsay Lohan

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sober enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

Spencer Scott is a naughty schoolgirl

Spencer Scott

Somebody finally found the common sense to give these naughty sluts a lesson by making them do good ol’ lines after class. Apparently, though, Spencer Scott is too much of a bad girl to learn her lesson; she’s got photos of her stripping off her schoolgirl clothes during detention! Tsk tsk, naughty girl indeed.

Spencer Scott

Maybe somebody should come over and teach this slut a real lesson and hit that bottom of hers until she cries uncle. Mind, she’ll probably like being slapped in the butt though, so it’ll be like rewarding her instead. Or maybe, somebody should take off all her clothes, hide them in the trash and take pictures of her coed tits for blackmail. Hmm, no, she’s already doing that, so it still won’t do it.

Spencer Scott

Oh hell. Nobody can obviously beat a whore in her game, so we might as well just humor Spencer Scott as she takes off her clothes and hope for the best. We might even get a glimpse of her naughty cunt while we’re at it, and if things get too bothersome, Spencer Scott won’t say no to locking the classroom door and banging on the teacher’s desk!

Hayden Panettiere’s busty barmaid sideline

Hayden Panettiere

It’s Oktoberfest again everybody! Not that it’s any different for me and my beer-stained shirt, but it is new because we see sexy celebrities like Hayden Panettiere dressed up in a erotic German barmaid outfit and handing out the booze! It just shows you don’t have to be German to enjoy a healthy mix of beer and breasts, courtesy of this busty celebrity girl.

Hayden Panettiere

It’s a smart move for the Germans to hire Hayden Panettiere’s breasts to roam around the event, because if there’s one factor people are clamoring to get a pint of beer for, it’s so they can quickly put on those beer goggles and bang even the nastiest German cunt in the room and score one for the day. I’m not saying German chicks are all bad, but having Hayden Panettiere’s titties flanking the beer distribution certainly makes things more interesting. I’ll definitely skip the beer and unload Hayden Pannetiere’s yummy boobies right out of her barmaid costume!

Hayden Panettiere

By then, Hayden herself will be too blacked out emptying the beer out of that huge bottom mug to keep her good sense, and would gladly let anyone fondle and stick a hand down her meaty cleavage. Hayden Panettiere is swimming in dangerous waters being surrounded by rowdy guys stinking of beer, but she clearly wants it or she wouldn’t have come in wearing a kinky outfit screaming, “Fuck me in the breasts!”

Sexy Oriental bitches with nice pair of racks

Can’t get enough of our flaming sexy Asian babes, huh? Well, you’re here because you fancy them so much, so no need to worry coz I got you covered. Me and My Asian took some time off to come up with this set of sizzling photos, all for your pervy viewing pleasure. We rummaged through our collections and though we almost stick our dicks on our forehead to phantom fuck (ok, I just coined a really good fuck term right there) each and every sexy photo that I place on my hands, I told them we can only publish a specific amount for today (so you won’t run out of exciting things to look forward to). Anyway, the erotic Asian chicks in these pictures have something else in common and that is their nice and firm juicy boobs. While a lot of us prefer to get smothered in the face with big tits, we can’t say no to the not-so-big titties that belong to sexy Asian girlies who crave for our attention too. Besides, you don’t visit MeandMyAsian.com often if it’s just gigantic juggs that you’re after, right? Hentai might be showing you exaggerated boobs sizes but then again, those are wild and pumped up cartoons for us big boys, so anything and everything is possible. Unlike in real life, fucking Asian bitches, we get horny lusting over the complete package because more often that not, what we see are real and we could possibly have one way or the other. So let’s just enjoy this new compilation of sexy and delicious Oriental dolls that we’d like to play with with our hands, tongue, and stiff tool.

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